timeywimey221b:

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

So true, I’ll add this skill to my bio

(via nothing-can-defeat-the-penis)

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

(via thehilariousblog)

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

(via juliana355-1)

mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

(via keepyoureyesonthepizza)

wiccanstiel:

"punk baby muffin wears clothes, feels cute"

(via wiccanstiel)

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

(Source: waste-it-dreaming, via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

lolsomeone-actually:

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

Maiaiaiane

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via alexfry01)

lyralei-the-pixie:

I don’t think you’re ready for freddy.

(via unprofessionalgriefers)